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Redneck Haiku

From: Doyle Branscome
Date: 5/10/01
Time: 4:30:47 PM
Remote Name: 199.111.110.120

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DESIRE:

Damn, in that tube-top

You make me almost forget

You are my cousin

BEAUTY:

Naked in repose

Silvery silhouette girls

Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE:

A painful sadness

Can't fit big screen TV through

Double wide's front door

DEPRIVED:

In WalMart toy aisle

Wailing boy wants wrestling doll

Mama whups his ass

OPTIONS:

Unemployment's out.

Hey, maybe I can get on

Disability

BLAZE:

Distant siren screams

Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with

Gasoline again

A NEW MOON:

Flashlights pierce darkness

No nightcrawlers to be found

Guess we'll gig some frogs

EXUBERANCE:

Joyous, playful, bright

Trailer park girl rolls in puddle

Of old motor oil

ALONE:

Seeking solitude

Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for

Restraining order

HATRED:

I curse the rainbow

Emblazoned upon his hood

God damn Jeff Gordon

OFFERINGS:

Tonight we hunger

Grandma sent grocery money

To Jimmy Swaggert

DRAMA:

Set the VCR

Dukes of Hazzard Marathon

9 on TNN

NO SIGNAL:

White noise, static screen

Call Earl; dang satellite dish

Needs new descrambler

IMPOUNDED:

Sixty-five dollars

And cyclone fence keeps me from

My El Camino

GATHERING:

Early morning mist

Mama searches Jiffy for

Moon Pies and Red Man


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